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The Big Homie (me) likes this sex toy from Fleshlight. It’s made to look like the adult film star Emily Willis. It's a good tool for pleasure. The complex inner texture blew my mind away!

Ever catch yourself zoning out, thinking about the MVP herself, Emily Willis? Well, now you can turn that daydream into a game-winning play with the Emily Willis Squirt Fleshlight. This thing is engineered for peak performance, easy to grip, smooth to handle, and designed for the die-hards who can’t get enough of her. The sensation is pure championship-level action. It’s a flawless replica, molded directly from Emily’s body, offering an experience so close to the real thing. If you’re already hooked on her all-star level looks and sexual feats, this is the Fleshlight that’s gonna take the top of the leaderboard!

The one that chills, but knows exactly how to keep the tension building 😏. This one had our hearts before we even opened the box because let’s be honest: we’ve loved Emily for years. But as much as our fangirl/fanboy goggles were on, we didn’t expect Squirt to be quite so chill. And that’s exactly what makes her stand out. She’s not flashy and she’s not trying to rip your soul out through your glans. She’s subtle. Balanced. Mild enough for long sessions, interesting enough to keep you engaged. The entrance is welcoming, the structure flows, and her suction game? Quietly elite. We’ve tried a lot of sleeves, but few manage to feel this forgiving while still doing their job. That’s Squirt and she sneaks into your rotation and suddenly you realize she never left. And every time you come back, she just works. This isn’t the sleeve that’ll give you fireworks after 3 minutes. But if you’re looking for an intimate, laid-back ride with a little emotional side-eye (and maybe a second round on top), Emily is waiting. Want to know why she’s the mellow ride that still makes an impact? Keep reading or jump to the parts that hit your spot 😉.

I mean what male hasn’t heard of Riley Reid, she’s a classic, a hall of famer! Just like Ms Reid, this toy won’t disappoint you.

Kazumi is a star in every sense—an all-pro content creator and adult performer known for her playful energy and curvy, highlight-reel-worthy figure. So you can imagine my excitement when I heard she had a Fleshlight in the market and I knew I had to see if it lived up to the hype.

I am pretty new to using wands and having worked in a store that sold such toys, I knew all the warnings going into it. I've heard they can desensitize you, for one thing. Well, the ProWand is definitely THAT powerful. It was a bit too much for me even on the lowest setting. I wanted to like it and enjoy it, but there was no way to line it up just right that it didn't feel like more than I could possibly handle. However, if you're a wand user already, this one is a great addition to your collection because it has one really interesting feature.

Evolved's Paradise Panty is available on their site for $54, and I'd say it brings about a peaceful, more serene feeling that than one of a paradise. I LOVE the magnet on this toy as it actually does a great job of keeping the toy in place, unlike that of the Lock-N-Play. In regards to settings I find I only care about the 3 single vibrations with this style of toy, and I don't care if I have to use the button or the remote to operate it, as the results are going to be the same. Its quiet nature is more aligned with those that like being public, or just don't want to be heard by roommates. The waterproof feature is nice for cleaning, but I don't care to use this type of toy anywhere wet, as again, I'd use something else. The use time is actually longer than the charge time which is pretty on par with feelings of paradise and the remote being a chargeable one is nifty. The only downsides for me personally are the lack of storage pouch and too smooth nature. I'd use this for a slow burn finish while watching something action packed or cerebrally witty. For a fast paced, wham bam alone session I'd grab something else first.

A few months ago, I'd never heard of Crassie but after they reached out to see about working together, I'm happy to report that I'm now a big fan of their dual density! It's so soft & squishy, and I love how bendable it is even with the firm core. The suction cup base makes it both harness compatible and anal safe, and who doesn't love a good suction cup on their dildos?! My wife & I have started calling the Velvet Touch dildo "The Finger", and like a real finger, you can use this dildo with a "come hither" motion that really blows my mind. Lesbian or not, Crassie's Velvet Touch is a fantastic dildo for anyone with a vulva, especially if they want non-phallic designs, dual density, or don't like textured dildos. I'd recommend it!

A Game-Changer for Lazy Fleshlight Owners If you own a Fleshlight, you know the struggle—you clean it, you shake it, you pat it dry, and then… you leave it sitting out for hours. Sometimes even overnight. And if you’re like me, you start questioning your life choices every time you see a damp sleeve taking up prime bedside table real estate. 🥲 So when I heard about the Fleshlight Air, a device designed specifically to dry Fleshlights, I was intrigued. People on Reddit swore by it, calling it a game-changer. But at almost the price of an actual Fleshlight, I hesitated. Do I really need an electric Fleshlight drying system? Turns out, the answer is yes. I caved, bought it during a sale, and I have zero regrets. This thing does exactly one thing, but it does it so well that I can’t imagine going back to my old “leave it out and hope for the best” method. Let’s break it down. 😉

In conclusion, this toy may be better for someone is more experienced. It was a hard toy for me to use since I am a beginner to this, and don't have much stamina. I think I would love the feel of a strong vibrating prostate massager, or a thrusting massager with a small base that can fit easily in my underwear. A perfect toy would fit nice and discreet so I can walk around, do stuff with it inserted, and reach a prostate orgasm. This is not necessarily a bad toy just not one for me. It was nice to get a better toy to review. Hopefully for my next review I can use a Lovense Edge 2 or Hugo 2 because I have heard good things about them. I really want a prostate orgasm. Well everyone have a safe summer and stay hydrated thanks for reading this review-Butter B.

Our Erotic Journey Wild at Heart is a vibe with a truly cute design. One of the reasons I love Like a Kitten toys is that they are able to create non-phallic vibes, and Our Erotic Journey has also stepped up and done the same. I absolutely love that they are creating vibes outside the realm of what is considered normal. The heart shape is playful and fun, making it feel less intimidating and more approachable, especially for people who might be new to toys or just prefer something more whimsical. As always, the packaging is super cute, and the charger for this toy is very easy to use. I need to get better acquainted with this toy to add it as a first string to my toy rotation; however, it does have a lot of potential. I love that it came out of the box fully charged, which was really cool and meant I could start playing with it right away without any waiting around. This retails for around $43.99, which is fairly budget-friendly for what it is. At that price point, it's an accessible option for anyone looking to add something unique and adorable to their collection without breaking the bank.

Are you a fan of 50 Shade of Grey, but feel it's a bit too risqué for where you're at with your sexual comfort? Meet the 50 Shades of Lilac bundle. This little bundle provides a beginner style transition into a sensual world of mystery, erotic pleasure, and a potentially deeper connection between partners. The Pillow Talk Racy is an adorable, luxury style G-spot toy with a "come hither" shape that will bring you closer and closer to orgasm. The Special Edition Racy features a cleaning brush, satin pouch, a satin blindfold, and a pack of 9 titillating foreplay cards that may help you and your partner learn each sensual spot that makes you squirm, have your toes curling, and begging for more. The device takes 2.5 hrs to charge, can be used for 1hr, and uses a 3.5 mm jack style charger. It's a single button operation with one setting that incrementally increases in power as the button is held down. If the button is quickly pressed three times a travel lock setting is deactivated. Sadly, it's only splash proof, which means no steamy shower scenes can be acted out. The overall length is 5.7", the insertable length is 3.75" and the girth is 0.87" making it an excellent beginner toy and another pinpoint G-Spot and clitoral option for more experienced users. Personally, I adore this package! The color, the overall luxurious aesthetic, and the easy introduction into a controlled but mysterious form of bedroom play are all fantastic. I LOVE that they included a pouch as it helps keep everything together, and the cleaning brush is a thoughtful touch as it helps clean the grooves. The single button use is as nice as it is annoying because it can be quite easy to go past the desired intensity, and it's a start from scratch situation to go back to a previous setting. I'm also saddened by the splash proof rating but it's not a total deal breaker. This is a toy I'd reach for again, and I'd most definitely use the blindfold and cards with other toys. ;P

We Tried the Satisfyer Pro 2+ in Every Way… Even That One 👀 We get it — you’ve heard it all before. The Pro 2+ is the clit-sucking legend. It’s been hyped, praised, gifted by the dozen, and probably has its own star on the toy walk of fame. So why another review? Because honestly… not every legend hits the same. 🥲 For Leni, it was more of a “meh” than a “mind-blown.” She’s a vibe girl at heart, and while the suction is strong, it just didn’t do the thing. The vibrations? Kind of a letdown. And yeah — Karl tried it too (because science), and spoiler: no happy ending. But here’s the twist: even with our lukewarm love story, we’d still say it’s a must-have — especially if you’re curious about air pulse toys. It’s simple, effective, quiet (mostly), and when it hits, it really hits… just not for everyone. And hey, with that price? It’s kind of the house wine of sex toys. Sometimes you’re surprised, sometimes you remember why it was €15. Curious where we tested it next? Scroll down. Let’s just say… it involves nipples, hickeys, and a little suction science. 😏